Baloney Pony is Live

December 4, 2025

It’s taken a while, but we’re finally live! There are still things to sort out and improve, but if I waited till everything was perfect, the site would never launch. So here we go!

Baloney Pony is a place where I can post my various NSFW Evangelion projects I’ve created over the years, and highlight other Evangelion creators works as well. This is no booru, it’s a site for the discerning Evangelion porn connoisseur, and…

…

Look, I’m gonna be real with you.

This is all just a ploy to get other creators into making more Evangelion content for me to consume, everything else is a side benefit. There are only a few things I want in life, and most of them are NSFW Evangelion content.

And if you feel the same… well, you’re in the right place.

Evangelion Porn

Currently there are a bunch of animated gifs and images of previous projects I’ve worked on, including Hikari’s Dilemma, my (futa) Asuka/Hikari animation. You’ll see more of that as I update and flesh out the site.

The other main focus is a comic that I’ve been comissioning for years now. I have 150+ pages I’ve been sitting on, and it’s finally time to start putting it out there. Neon Genital Evangelion volume 1, Asuka Strikes!?, follows Asuka Langley Soryu after waking up with a dick one day and learning what to do with it.

Story by Aebard (me), with art by AyaYany.

But I don’t like futa…

Worry not! While the Neon Genital Evangelion comic is futa x female, other comics, projects, aren’t limited to that! I’ll be implementing a tagging system soon that will let users hide any content they aren’t interested in seeing.

I’ve got other comics, pinups, and animated loops that I’ll be uploading shortly, and I hope to be able to showcase art and projects from other artists here as well!

That said, you should still check out that comic… who knows, it might awaken something in you…

I’m also compiling a list of assets that I will make available for purchase or free, for anyone to use to make their own Evangelion projects. Things like 3D maps, game sprites, music, etc.

As I said, this whole thing is a ploy to get other people to make me more Evangelion content.

Uh… Baloney Pony?

So, Storytime.

Way back when I was an itty bitty Evangelion fan, at the ironically relevant age of 14, I was (as one does) sitting in the dark, in a basement, at midnight, watching the final episode of the Evangelion TV series. I’d watched the first 4 episodes a few days earlier, after deciding that I should check out this anime stuff (I’d liked Pokémon and Digimon, after all). I figured that this “Ee-van-je-lion” (lion, like the animal) would be a good start.

Oh boy.

So, anyways, there I was, sitting in the dark, having just bought the Perfect Collection only days after first discovering the series. I’d just freshly binged the first 25 episodes and was diving into Episode 26. The trauma of The End of Evangelion would come later. First, we have the episode with the AU.

Now, over the years, I’ve seen Evangelion subbed, dubbed, ADV, Netflix, the whole shebang. But that night in my basement, it was the OG English ADV dub, and there is a line (properly localized, as all good dubs should be) that has seared itself into my brain and lives there rent free.

When AU Rei blames Shinji for getting a glimpse of her panties, Asuka defends him, and then Rei says to Asuka:

“Who are you and why are you defending him?! Are you riding his baloney pony?“

Rei AyanamiEpisode 26

Two decades later, and it’s still there, fresh in my mind, in all it’s sketchy pen and marker glory.

When I decided that I wanted to make a site to host all my NSFW Evangelion projects, commissions, and to put a spotlight on the Evangelion projects of others, there was never any doubt in my mind on what I’d call it.

Baloney Pony.

And this is the part where I ask for money.

Yes. Money. Gotta have it. Only so I can spend it on creating more spicy spicy Evangelion content.

I don’t want your money for myself, I want it for the artists, voice actors, creators, who will take that money and turn it into some sexy sexy comics, animations, games, or who knows what!

If you want to be super cool (and get early access to some of that sweet sweet Eva porn), you can do so over on the Baloney Pony Patreon, and 100% of donations there go to maintaining the site and commissioning more Evangelion themed artwork and asset creation.