Evangelion.xxx
This is site is a place where I can post my various NSFW Evangelion projects I’ve created over the years, and highlight other Evangelion creators works as well. This is no booru, it’s a site for the discerning Evangelion porn connoisseur, and…
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Look, I’m gonna be real with you.
This is all just a ploy to get other creators into making more Evangelion content for me to consume, everything else is a side benefit. There are only a few things I want in life, and most of them are NSFW Evangelion content.
And if you feel the same… well, you’re in the right place.
Uh… Baloney Pony?
So, Storytime.
Way back when I was an itty bitty Evangelion fan, at the ironically relevant age of 14, I was (as one does) sitting in the dark, in a basement, at midnight, watching the final episode of the Evangelion TV series. I’d watched the first 4 episodes a few days earlier, after deciding that I should check out this anime stuff (I’d liked Pokémon and Digimon, after all). I figured that this “Ee-van-je-lion” (lion, like the animal) would be a good start.
Oh boy.
So, anyways, there I was, sitting in the dark, having just bought the Perfect Collection only days after first discovering the series. I’d just freshly binged the first 25 episodes and was diving into Episode 26. The trauma of The End of Evangelion would come later. First, we have the episode with the AU.
Now, over the years, I’ve seen Evangelion subbed, dubbed, ADV, Netflix, the whole shebang. But that night in my basement, it was the OG English ADV dub, and there is a line (properly localized, as all good dubs should be) that has seared itself into my brain and lives there rent free.
When AU Rei blames Shinji for getting a glimpse of her panties, Asuka defends him, and then Rei says to Asuka:
“Who are you and why are you defending him?! Are you riding his baloney pony?“
“Who are you and why are you defending him?! Are you riding his baloney pony?“
Two decades later, and it’s still there, fresh in my mind, in all it’s sketchy pen and marker glory.
When I decided that I wanted to make a site to host all my NSFW Evangelion projects, commissions, and to put a spotlight on the Evangelion projects of others, there was never any doubt in my mind on what I’d call it.
Baloney Pony.
But… the domain…
Why is the domain name Evangelion.xxx instead of BaloneyPony.xxx?
Look, getting domain names is hard. I tried so hard to get a .com for baloneypony, but alas, someone has been squatting on it for years.
I did snag BaloneyPony.xxx though, but Evangelion.xxx really gets the point across better, doesn’t it? It doesn’t require that saga above to understand why it’s called what it is.
Here there be Eva porn. Come get it.
Is this site going to be all futa all the time? That’s not really my thing…
Not at all! While the Neon Genital Evangelion comic is futa x female, other comics, projects, aren’t limited to that! I’ll be implementing a tagging system soon that will let users hide any content they aren’t interested in seeing.
That said, you should still check out that comic… who knows, it might awaken something in you…